Worst Lyrics Ever

In honor of music's worst poets, run by supcakes.
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It’s like Murder She Wrote once I get you out them clothes

R Kelly “Ignition (Remix)”

Oh oh oh, imaginary accomplishments
Hey hey hey, you visionary guy

Liz Phair “Uncle Alvarez”

I took a fall, so I fell down

Smith Westerns “Weekend”

Mix your milk with my coco puff 
Milky milky coco 
Mix your milk with my coco puff 
Milky milky 
Riiiiight…

—Black Eyed Peas “My Humps”

So what?
I’m still a rock star
I got my rock moves

Pink “So What”

I wish that I could fly
into the sky
so very high
just like a dragonfly

Lenny Kravitz “Fly Away”

Mr. Know It All
You think you know it all

—Kelly Clarkson, “Mr. Know It All”

When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets.

—LFO “Summer Girls”

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straightwiththatheater:

Lil B - Young bitch freestyle

Be quiet, tonight is the night that we based

30,000 blunt boy with scrapers in space

(Source: brink182, via pseudoprofoundelectronicartists)

4 months ago - 17

You can tell her daughter ain’t even at her peak
cuz her mama lookin’ so hot, packin’ that heat
So be a good girl and thank your mama
She got you steamin’ like a sauna

Will.i.am “I Got It From My Mama”